Fritz on Relationships
This 108 page book contains many gems, such as:
- Why it’s better to be a woman
- How to get a man to do anything you want
- Understanding men and other seriously bewildered people
- How your brain is out to get you
- Critical facts about your brain you need to know
- How to score with opposite sex
- Why you should laugh more often
- Do you really, really, really know yourself
- Questions women should never ask men
- Answers men should never give women
- Ten rules of a happy marriage
- What you need to know about sex.
The Dr Fritz Marriage Survival Kit
This kit contains the above book, an indispensable guide to living a long and happy life plus. An ideal wedding present for the guest who really thinks about the couple.
- A set of Fritz Chitz
- A prescription of Dr Fritz Chill Pills
- Recording of Dr Fritz ‘Vive la différence.’ speech
- Dr Fritz Stress Tester
- Dr Fritz ‘Power in the Shower’
- Dr Fritz’s special ‘Tactile Stress Reduction Devices’
- Various special applications and assessment tools
Downloadable Forms (for free)
Certificate of Achievement in Sanity. A handy little tool to have available when someone questions your sanity. What better to have than a certificate proving your sanity. Dr Fritz assumes you have passed the test (see here) and are capable of writing your name at a good enough quality to avoid any suspicion of forgery.
Application for night out. This form will provide you with the authority to leave the house and have a good time without your wife (some restrictions apply). Not to be used too regularly.
Apology Voucher. This form should be used when you are really in serious trouble and logic and reason are no longer working.
Your Fired Form. Use this form to officially terminate, void and make redundant your friendship with people who you have identified as toxic. This can be for a number of reasons and can lead to that person reassessing their impact on you and society in general and making the necessary changes to once again be a contributing member of the community. Comes with a reinstatement option and a free diagnostic session with Dr Fritz (valued at $726.00).
Assessment of Wife. With this tool you can quantitatively assess the value of your wife and provide valuable feedback to her. Not recommended for any male who wants to stay alive but good for men with an IQ of less than 20. Anyone using this form is likely to also need to complete the following form.
Sex Application. For those who like to have everything in order and planned out. Now ‘I’ve got a headache’ will no longer work.
Assessment of Husband. A tool for wives to use on their husbands to show up their inadequacies and provide instruction for improvement. Can be used by any wife as husbands generally don’t hear feedback anyway.
Vive la Difference audio
Hear Dr Fritz explain:
- Why it’s better to be a woman
- How to get a man to do anything you want
- Understanding men and other seriously bewildered people
- How your brain is out to get you
- How to score with opposite sex
- Questions women should never ask men
- Answers men should never give to women
CORONAVIRUS Specials
Dr Fritz has developed several solutions to the crisis we face in 2020. Download the adverts for these incredible products.
FART – A tool designed to help avoid touching your face. Click to learn more
PISD – A tool to aid in social distancing. Click to learn more
SHAG – An idea to hold onto traditional greetings Click to learn more
MADD – How to maintain great hygiene control Click to learn more
Donkey Puzzle A lovely little puzzle that will bug the hell out of you. Hours of fun and frustration as you attempt to solve the unsolvable. I tell you it can be done. Simply download and test your skills. Click to download
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